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Your the first
person to be put on the FBI's most wanted list just for
speeding.
Your friends car pool with you not to save gas but to save time.
You need three
states just to go on a joy ride.
You have a
suspended drivers license in all 50 states.
When you stop you
leave a mile long skid mark.
You married your
mate because he/she had a corvette.
Your bumper
sticker says, "My other car is even faster."
You get blisters
from your gas pedal.
Your car won't
start unless it has 110 octane gas in it.
You get pulled
over even when your not speeding just to get a warning not to
speed.
You always leave
at the last minute but you're never late.
Your friends
leave a hour before you do just so you can meet them at the same
time.
You don't wear a
seatbelt, you wear a crash helmet.
Your speed gauge
is stuck in the max speed position.
You can go
through three drive thrus at the same time.
There's a radar
detector named after you. |